What do you say to your significant other about their looks? ????
Dear pimples, if you wanna stay on my face, pay me rent. ????
When you see it ???? (white message)
Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you’ve opened it in Word.
Don’t tell anyone “I hate you” directly, say “you’re the Monday of my life.” ????????
Actors with their stunt doubles:
When I was young I wanted to be married by 23. Let’s all laugh together ????
When people you don’t like say “I love you”:
Ads be like:
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no, you don’t need to order anything online today.
