Two clever people can’t fall in love, true love needs one idiot.
Just because you haven’t found the right person doesn’t mean you will ????
If you begin to smile when you receive a text from someone… Delete that number
When they respond with better sarcasm instead of getting offended
When you meow at your owner for food, but instead he meows back at you with 13 grammatical errors:
This is business:
Samsung launches latest foldable phone. Phone case manufacturers:
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We regret to inform you but 77 + 33 is not 100
I paid my rent so don’t ask me to come out. I’m home getting my money’s worth
