When you were flirting but things got too far:
I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke
It’s hard to save money when food is always flirting with you
“What inspires you to get out of bed every day?”
Once I’m in bed, chances are 95% that all my plans are cancelled…
When teachers say the test is easy:
Without you, I can’t breathe…
Yesterday I found a book titled “How to solve 50% of life’s problems,” so I bought two ????
Cool and timeless
You can clearly see why kids don’t like, nor trust vegetables…
