Once upon a time, I was innocent and then I met my best friend. 🙂

When your boyfriend asks you why you’re sad but you can’t tell him you second boyfriend broke up with you.

When I see a cat:

Me entering examinations hall. My brain to me: Be fast bro I’ll wait outside.

Ninja technique to start a conversation 😂

Me: No one loves me. Problems: Shut up, I love you.

I am a fast learner with a short term memory loss.

Some people deactivate their facebook account during an exam but still fail

The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook, ever.

Parents:
