Make them think you’re studying, then surprise them by failing. ????
Facebook is my serious account the funny one is my bank account ????
Every student deserves an Oscar award for acting like they are understanding everything in class ????
Nobody: Me for no reason:
Half of my problems are because of my tone of my voice. Everyone thinks that I’m arguing while actually I’m just talking
“I need new people in my life” Also me:
In a battle between heart & brain, I always listen to my stomach. ????
Me after fighting with my brother for 5 hours, promised I won’t talk to him ever. After 3 minutes:
What do you say to your significant other about their looks? ????
Dear pimples, if you wanna stay on my face, pay me rent. ????
