How to break my heart:
My belt when I need to pee:
Me after realizing 4-digit atm pin is protecting my 3-digit amount
My confidence in the chat:
People who don’t have sugar in their tea/coffee always feel so proud of it don’t they
No matter how hard your life is, don’t react to your own posts
Crush: I think I have feelings for you. Me last night:
“I’ll be there at 9 AM” Me at 8:57 AM going to the shower:
I’m 100% confident that my mother’s prayers have saved my life more times than I can imagine.
Will you marry me?