My confidence levels:
iPhone went through mitosis????
Two friends together:
Roses are red, violets are blue…
Me refusing to touch my food until I find something good to watch:
One of the biggest lies I tell myself:
I’ll be crying at my wedding because someone actually agreed to marry me
In all these years of being attractive, I have only attracted problems…
When you were flirting but things got too far:
I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke
