When your boyfriend asks you why you’re sad but you can’t tell him you second boyfriend broke up with you.
When I see a cat:
Me entering examinations hall. My brain to me: Be fast bro I’ll wait outside.
Ninja technique to start a conversation 😂
Me: No one loves me. Problems: Shut up, I love you.
I am a fast learner with a short term memory loss.
Some people deactivate their facebook account during an exam but still fail
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook, ever.
Parents:
If I don’t bully you I don’t love you.
